Bush on the Brain

Lost in a wilderness, you might eat some delicacies not normally found in your diet such as snake. These critters may taste just like chicken, but snake isn’t custom at many of the usual outlets. In a restaurant, a server won’t be asked, “Do you have snake steak.” In a grocery, the butcher will never hear, “I’ll have a pound of snake, please.” But when desperately hungry, snake could just be the meal that saves the day.

When liberals argue that America lost its values with Bush’s enhanced interrogation techniques (EIT), what values would they be? And who died and made liberals the arbiter of American values, anyway? They value nothing but political power. And, they don’t understand that nations operate differently during times of war.

The Roman Empire, a democratic republic, would appoint a dictator in times of war. Okay, that was a civilization that existed two thousand years ago. During the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln suspended habeas corpus in direct violation of the US Constitution. He even imprisoned journalists.

Did he lose American values? Isn’t Obama compared to Lincoln? What good would it serve to preserve American values when America itself is lost? Yet, liberals have become so loony; they will impugn anyone who’s won a war even if in the process millions of lives were spared.

For instance, President Truman ordered the bombing of two Japanese cities, Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Not only did he save American lives, he also spared many Japanese ones as well.

Daily Show host, John Stewart, argues that since Truman didn’t detonate the first bomb 15 miles off shore, Truman was a war criminal! Stewart seems just a bit historically challenged. First, America had only two atomic bombs. Enriching Uranium to weapons grade took time. Second, Japan didn’t surrender until a second city was destroyed.

And essentially, they only surrendered because they believed America had more bombs. Had America wasted one offshore, the war would have probably continued leading to even more lives lost. Unfortunately, Stewart is typical of the lunacy that’s running congress and the White House today.

Let’s define torture. For one man’s torture is another man’s turn-on especially in San Francisco. Liberals claim waterboarding is torture even though Special Forces must undergo it as part of their training. Oh well, they deserve it for choosing the military as a career. Now, I find listening to loony liberalism torturous. So, should all DNC media pontificators be censored?

One detainee in particular was waterboarded about a gazillion times. Actually, it was 183 but who’s really counting. Supposedly this was excessive, but that figure is only the number of times water was applied not the actual sessions of waterboarding. That was 15. Yet, what this really demonstrates is that EIT could be preformed on a terrorist many, many times, and he still lives to spill the beans.

Suppose Bush had chosen instead to torture detainees by forcing them to be passengers in a vehicle driven by that notorious drunk, Senator “Hiccup” Ted Kennedy (D-MA). Could anyone survive such a frightful experience more than once? An undeniable fact is less people have died being waterboarded than as a passenger of “Ole Tanked-Out Ted.”

Obama argues that the “core” question is whether EIT was even needed. Well, the terrorists didn’t talk until it was employed. Obama even praised Winston Churchill for never torturing Nazis. This is after Obama returned a bust of Churchill given during Bush’s tenure.

But, Churchill did torture Nazis in a prison called “the Cage.” The Brits interrogated over 3,500 Germans sometimes brutally. Even “The Free French” movement savagely beat Nazis with British complicity.

And didn’t Obama torture New Yorkers by authorizing a jet to fly low over Manhattan for supposedly a photo op? Or was it just a dry run for his buddies? Still, Senator Schumer (D-NY) blamed Bush by attacking his FAA appointee who’s still in office. Apparently, Obama has yet to find a Democrat aviation guru that hasn’t cheated on his taxes.

What’s really ludicrous is while Obama releases the “Gitmo torture photos,” he considered the fly-over photo classified.

And, didn’t Obama’s Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel say, “Never waste a crisis?” Just imagine liberals’ reaction had Karl Rove uttered something similar. Yet, I’m tortured knowing this administration is exploiting every crisis to pass more of its leftist agenda.

Liberals constantly harp that Bush made America less safe even though there’s been no further attacks. Yet, we are safer and liberals’ complaining about torture proves it.

For if they felt an attack was imminent, they would be fully supportive of torture just to protect their own skins. Just ask House Squeaker Nancy Pelosi when she’s not lying. But, they’ll never give Bush any credit for defending this nation because they got “Bush on the Brain.”