ChristCare for Christmas?

The congress has finally gone and done it. They passed the most unconstitutional bill in American history, PelosiCare or was that ObamaCare. Maybe, it should be SorrosCare or just “You’ll Be Sore Care.” Whatever it is, the Queen of Sheba, a.k.a. Squeaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, hopes it will become law by year’s end, and she already calling it America’s Christmas gift. Well, America would be better off with a lump of coal.

One of the features of this “gift” is that it requires every American to buy health insurance. When asked about her “un-constitution-atrocity” mandate, the Squeaker twice squeaked, “Are you serious?” Yes, the question is even if the one questioned isn’t. Pro-regressive Pelosi has apparently perverted the constitutional phrase “Promote the General Welfare” to its maximum perversion.

And the bill doesn’t just stipulate that failure to comply is to pay a penalty to the IRS. No, it has a fine of up to $250000 but also jail up to 5 years. Now, pro-regressives complain that prisons are already overcrowded. One of their ridiculous claims is that legalizing marijuana would practical empty all the jails.
Hey, but don’t worry. They’ll let out enough murderers, rapists and, of course, all the Islamofascist terrorists they somehow manage to convict to make room for all those tea party people who just can’t accept Pelosi’s present. Just think of it as a free vacation package to Club Fed, complete with room, board and a big, hunk of a bunk mate named Bubba.

However, if what Pelosi passed is so good, it’s a wonder she needs to push the prison angle at all. According to her and her cohorts, the dirty 220, they passed an enchanted healthcare bill. It will create an angelic apparatus, that’ll cure merely by faith sort of like the miracles performed by Jesus Christ. Just touch that government issued plastic card like Christ’s cloak and your faith in it will heal you, yes virtual ChristCare just 2000 years after the fact.

However, Jesus never had to threaten incarceration to heal people. Instead, Jesus opened the prison door and said, “The truth will set you free.” All one had to do is get up and leave. PelosiCare, on the other hand, not only threatens to put you in jail, but it also has little chance of healing you as well.

While Jesus never accepted any money for His healing services, Pelosi claims that her healthcare not only will save lives but loads of money over the long run. Yes, ChristCare cost nothing, but PelosiCare saves. Yet, government has never created a program that has ever saved money in its entire existence. That would be a miracle beyond even what Jesus could do.

Also, it’ll be a miracle if this healthcare plan doesn’t lead to what socialized medicine always results in: rationing. With the change in mammogram guidelines from 40 years old to 50, some claim that’s an example of government rationing albeit a recommendation today but a ironclad policy under PelosiCare, which will only increase the require age as time passes. However, PelosiCare will eventually offer unlimited mammograms. With only one stipulation, a person will have to be dead.
But, Jesus never rationed his miracles. He seemed to have no limit whether it was water into wine or loaves for lots of people like 5000. With ChristCare a person could even be deceased, for three days, and still be resuscitated.

Jesus brought back from the great beyond like brand-new and most importantly revived leaving no Democrat voting pattern so often observed in the dead. Lazarus never voted Democrat for the remainder of his life. It’s only mere coincidence that there weren’t any Democrats back then.

Conversely, PelosiCare would force everyone to be a Democrat because anyone who wasn’t would somehow be denied care except, of course, assisted suicide, which could be considered just ChristCare in reverse. Democrats would scoff at such a suggestion, but they under Obama have already acted in a partisan manner closing car dealerships that were mostly Republican except one that supported Hillary Clinton.
And, Democrats act like that passing this debt laden loser will cement their grip on power. Some believe because it will be superior to what America has now even though it won’t go into effect until 2013. Unlike ChristCare, nobody had to wait when Jesus was around. His care and cure were immediate.

But, Pelosi has reportedly said she’s willing to squander her squeaker-ship to pass her blessed plan. In other words, she’s willing to sacrifice many so-called moderate Democrats. Wonder if the blue dogs know that. Anyway, if it’s going to be so great, why wait so long to implement? And why would voters go against the wonderful Democrats who blessed America with this PelosiCare utterly un-ChristCare like gift.